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[ cheers and applause ] >> conan: really,
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[ cheers and applause ] . >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: -- you guys -- i can't tell you how much i appreciate you coming out, i appreciate it. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy wednesday, how you guys feeling? are you warm? [ cheers ] thank you for braving the snow out there. it's really piling up. of course i spent the storm the way i always do -- shoveling kathie lee's parking space. the entire east coast is covered with snow banks and snow drifts or as toyota drivers call them -- "cushions." [ laughter ] so cold out there the writing on sarah palin's hand said "economy, jobs, put on gloves, stupid." oh, yeah, of course. [ cheers and applause ] today new york city cancelled public schooled for only the third time in six years.
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crazy, right? only three times in six years or what the knicks would call -- a win. [ audience aws ] [ light laughter ] took you a long time to get that one. i get it. it's cold, it's cold. the u.n. here in new york was closed because of the snowstorm. that could be bad, i mean, who's going to do nothing? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, thank you. things are worse for travelers, airports, all over the east coast are facing flight cancellations. in fact, under each departure time it says "are you freaking kidding me?" [ light laughter ] go get a cinnabon, it will be a while, buddy. i don't know if you heard this, president obama told white house reporters that his meeting with bipartisan congressional leaders went, quote, "well." when asked why he was being vague he was like, "because." [ light laughter ]
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michelle obama was on "larry king" last night and michelle said, "the american people don't care about the president's anger or frustration and they don't care about the vice president." [ light laughter ] i was reading -- i was reading that hillary clinton leaves for qatar and saudi arabia on saturday which help me identify the voicemail i got today saying -- [ imitating bill clinton ] "party at my house saturday night." [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] i was like, "oh, okay. now i know what it is. now i know what it is now." [ applause ] it was that -- it was either bill clinton or darryl hammond. i don't know who it was -- [ light laughter ] i have some big "jersey shore" news for you. [ cheers ] in "people" magazine -- snooki's new boyfriend emilio masella says "they're exclusive." [ audience oohs ] man -- snooki was like, "aw, he's so cute when he makes up words." [ laughter ] check this out, an elementary school in britain has banned valentine's day cards because kids aren't mature enough to think about relationships.
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and then boys are like, "whoa, not so fast, who said anything about a relationship? i mean, we go out, have a couple of juice boxes and see what happens, all right?" [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] little vinnie barbarinos, i don't know. finally last night a hotel in new york hosted "yappy hour," an event for single dog owners to meet other single dog owners. some of the girls were nice, but i heard a few of them were total bitches. ah -- ladies and gentleman, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, you guys, i'm so excited about tonight's show. legendary talk show host dick cavett is here. [ cheers and applause ] we're so lucky to have this dick cavett. i love that guy.
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plus, project runway winner and designer christian siriano will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] that should be fierce. i love that dude. and we have awesome, awesome music from yeasayer, everybody. it's gonna be fun. [ cheers and applause ] they know how to party. it's going to be good. now, i'm sure all you guys know what's going on this friday. the winter olympics are starting right here on nbc. and to celebrate, every night this week we're gonna be recognizing them with our own series of events that's called "'late night' recognizes the olympics." let's do it. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: very good. now, tonight's event will be finger skating. now, we have a beautiful -- beautiful block of ice here. freshly zamboni'd and ready to go. thank you, quest. a beautiful block of ice here. let's meet the athletes. come on over, guys.
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♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: nice to see you guys, how are you guys? nice to see you. all right, what are your names and what city are you representing in our olympics? >> my name's derek and i'm representing new york. >> jimmy: oh, very good, right? [ cheers and applause ] derek from new york. >> adriana representing cincinnati. >> jimmy: cincinnati, very, very good. [ cheers and applause ] >> and i'm ethan. i'm representing albuquerque, new mexico. >> jimmy: there you go. [ applause ] good man, all right. must be freezing for you. you got a little disadvantage, yeah. well, come on over. let's see the outfits you will be wearing tonight. here we go. look how beautiful they are. there they go, right there. they go on your fingers there. now, here's how the event works. each of you put on a finger skating outfit. you'll have ten seconds to create an original finger skating routine. you will be judged on skating skill, choreography and artistic interpretation. try to do as much as you can during your ten-second routine -- we're talking about flips, double axels,
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triple salchows, whatever it takes to win over the audience. 'cause the audience will decide the winner. okay? let's see, contestant number one, let's see what you'll be doing -- well actually, just try these on first, first the go -- here you go. sorry. well, there you go. do you want the pink one? there you go. there you go, buddy. perfect. very, very good. now do you have a special trick you will be doing? >> i do. >> jimmy: okay, what is the name of this trick? >> it's called "the flying jackson." >> jimmy: "flying jackson?" all right. step up to the rink. roots, can we get some music? ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, beautiful. oh, my gosh. it's gorgeous. do it again. do it one more time. [ buzzer ] "the flying jackson." thank you so much. that was gorgeous. gorgeous. [ cheers and applause ] great job. contestant two from cincinnati. is that right? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. now, what is the name of your trick? >> "the slithering serpent." >> jimmy: "the slithering serpent?" >> yes. >> jimmy: here we go, okay.
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roots? ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. ♪ [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: beautiful, beautiful job. thank you, "the slithering serpent," very, very good trick. [ applause ] >> jimmy: albuquerque, how you doing? watch the skates -- i don't want -- i don't want to cut myself. [ light laughter ] yeah -- do you have a name for your trick? >> yes, it's gonna be "the bearded snow leopard." >> jimmy: i wonder why. okay, "the bearded snow leopard," very, very good. here we go. roots? ♪ [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: oh! very, very good, oh. [ applause ] some sharp turns on that! some sharp turns -- very, very good. step down to the end there. all right, very good, everybody. now with the audience vote, here is contestant number one. [ cheers and applause ]
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"flying jackson." contestant number two? [ cheers and applause ] contestant number three! [ cheers and applause ] i think it's "the bearded snow leopard." contestant number three, you win the gold! ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: number three and you got number two right here -- we have the medals, thanks, pal. appreciate that, congratulations. that's nice. again, what was the name of the trick again? yours was the -- >> "flying jackson." >> jimmy: yeah, we didn't get to see it. 'cause it flew over the cameras. there you go you deserve that. very good, the silver goes to you. thank you -- congratulations. and of course, the gold medal right here with "the bearded snow leopard." this is it right here. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] there you are right there. congratulations. now, take five seconds to bask in the glory of victory. ♪ >> jimmy: all right. [ light laughter ]
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thank you very much for competing in "'late night' recognizes the olympics." we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. come back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] welcome to the now network.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody, welcome back to "late night." our first guest this evening is a legendary comedian and talk show pioneer. he got guests that no one else could get from marlon brando to bette davis to orson welles to john lennon.
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katharine hepburn never did interviews but here he is interviewing katharine hepburn. >> and they said come at 10:00 to pick your costume -- so, i got there at quarter of 10:00, i thought, "boy, i'm being smart." all the girls were there -- all the good clothes were gone. and it was, you know, sort of bouffant skirts -- >> yeah. >> -- and i was a lady in mating -- see, i'm a bit nervous. >> do you believe in -- >> a lady in waiting -- do i believe in -- you couldn't keep quiet. >> no, i know. >> you just had to -- >> i was gonna ask you -- do you believe in freudian slips? when you said that -- but go ahead, carry on -- yes, you were a lady in waiting and -- >> freudian slip. well, there was no freudian slip for me that wasn't this short. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good. we've recreated the set of "the dick cavett show" here in our set as a tribute to this man's influence. please welcome the great dick cavett, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ theme music for "the dick cavett show" ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please have the other chair there, absolutely. >> sit down before the applause ends. >> jimmy: you moonwalked. that was awesome. >> how did either of us get here? i have no idea. >> are there eskimos out here in the audience? >> yeah, they are freezing today, in new york. >> i had a scary thing out on the street, a toyota came at me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got to watch out for those -- they don't go fast or stop. they have problems with gas and brake. that's a problem if you're making cars. i got to say, thank you, first of all. you were the first call i got -- when i -- on the day of my show. i came in the morning and the first phone call i got to wish me good luck, they go, we have dick cavett on the phone. i was like, "oh, my gosh." >> who was -- who was second? >> jimmy: jon stewart. you beat jon steart. you were the coolest guy -- i'll never forget that -- >> talk show host, is he?
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>> jimmy: yes, he's a talk show host, as well. [ laughter ] it meant a lot to that you did that. it was classy of you. >> you mean a lot to me, too. i always felt embarrassed that i ran into you on a dark street in new york and you were dressed, maybe going to the deli in a t-shirt, jeans and i had on a tuxedo and we talked for ten minutes and i never explained, i don't think, why i prowl the streets in a tuxedo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just said dick cavett probably goes around in tuxedoes and walks around new york city, i don't know. >> he cares how he looks. you have a big fan at the security desk. a very, very attractive lady. >> jimmy: ooh. >> i went and said, "i'm trying to get to jimmy fallon." and she said, "i've been trying to for five years." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. that's her, absolutely. i know her. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, you used to write for -- you wrote for parr and carson. >> oh, god yeah. this studio has memories, good and bad, writing for legendary
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jack parr, johnny, and merv and his studio. >> jimmy: i mean, this exact studio is studio 6-b, and you wrote one of the most legendary lines for jack parr. >> having to do with a movie actress? >> jimmy: yes. >> okay. younger people may need a asterisk, but to hell with them. let them google it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the best. >> no. jack was thrilled that the great jane mansfield was coming on. now, in those days jane was almost as huge, sex symbol star, blonde as marilyn monroe, not quite. buxom, beautiful, buxom. jack threw out all the introductions, and he throw out all our introductions out again and then rejected them a third -- "you guys never give me anything i can use." and i got kind of annoyed. and i just went up and typed one live. "here they are, jane mansfield." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "here they are."
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that's fantastic. i loved it. i love that. now, we talked a little bit. you -- you also gave me a copy of your book. i can't believe how awesome and accurate this book is now. i mean, this is 1974 it came out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i looked through it. i'm reading a caption of like -- the chapter about how there is fallout of a guest and you're like, "well, can we get --" you don't say the name, "like s fell out." "can we get d?" and you go, "no, we called d, but we can get r." and you go, but they are actually names of people. and it really -- and then you're going through the monologue and setting up. i'm like, it's the same stuff we go through on our show as well. a lot of -- we looked for the unexpected moments and the show -- on a talk show, most interesting parts of a talk show. after, you know, you have a run like, you know, conan or leno, not this time around, but before. they -- [ light laughter ] -- you do get a bunch of clips of unexpected moments. you have one of the most bizarre unexpected moments of all time, i think. >> are you going to show something?
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>> jimmy: no, we don't have a clip. no we don't -- this never aired. >> oh, i do know what you mean. yeah. this will really break everybody up. >> jimmy: no. >> i'm the only talk show host, i think, if there is such a category in "guinness book of records" to have a guest drop dead. [ audience oohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not laughing at it. >> i'm not talking about a comic dying on me. though i had many of those. no. it was -- well, if you were writing a bad parody of a death on a talk show, who would be the perfect person to die? a health expert. [ audience oohs ] can you see me crossing my aorta here -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, a j.i. rodale. a nice man, very funny -- for 30 minutes he was hilarious. the next guest came out and was where you are and rodale had moved down there and the guest suddenly looked to his right and then the camera cut. we saw him -- [ snoring ] -- and to my eternal horror, two
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things in my mind at once. i knew he was dead. and i said, "are we boring you, mr. rodeo?" [ audience oohs ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "are we boring you?" >> and i will bet you that even as people here think this is made up, that audience for minutes as the death progressed on camera thought it was part of the show. 'cause you don't die with lights, camera, makeup and dancing -- dancing girls and so on. in this case, an exception was made this time. and mr. marshall brickman and i dug out that show recently, it never aired, watched it and neither of us remembered that in the previous 30 minutes he said, "i plan to live to be 100." >> jimmy: did he say that? >> absolutely. would i lie on your show? >> jimmy: never -- no, not ever but -- >> by the way, you have a hell of a good show. and if i were you -- they usually hit the "applause" sign on those. don't they?
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>> jimmy: we'll get it. [ cheers and applause ] we have to work for it. >> but my fatherly advice to you is hold onto it the way things are going these days. >> jimmy: completely. >> i got a laugh on larry king and imus on the same line. should i tell you? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i pretended at the height of the mess with nbc -- and who's off and who's fired? i pretended i could see this building, nbc, and they put out a banner saying "mission accomplished." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, exactly. i get it, i got you. i'm so -- >> i'm glad you like it more than they did. >> jimmy: after the break we have more with the great dick cavett. so, come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the dick cavett show" -- no, wait. >> now, wait a minute! >> jimmy: welcome back to "late night." we're honored to have talk show legend dick cavett. does this remind you of your set? >> well, no, i'm being insensitive. you went to considerable expense to reconstruct my old set. >> jimmy: yeah, completely. >> and you know, it's like being in a time machine for me. >> jimmy: do you like it? >> is nixon president? >> jimmy: i don't know -- i don't know how to sit on these chairs. like this? >> i'm not sure, either, i've
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never known. >> jimmy: but at -- at one point i was sitting like that -- and that made me look like jerry lewis. and so, now, i can do this -- or i don't know or that. >> it's important to learn this when there is a dull moment on the show. >> jimmy: yes, i can do that -- absolutely, as well -- >> not everyone can -- >> jimmy: yes. but -- >> i tried to teach it to a stage hand once and then i saw him going -- >> jimmy: no. >> bail me out. >> jimmy: yeah. do you ever do something you did on the show that you were like -- you watched at home and you go -- >> there ought to be a word for that. you watch it back and somebody says a perfect straight line and you think, surely i'm going to say -- i didn't. >> jimmy: you go, "oh, my god." >> sometimes you did and forgot. but most of the time you see things you should have said. it's painful. >> jimmy: yeah. >> if you save them up you could make a whole show out of them somewhere. >> jimmy: really, 'cause i watch at home sometimes and i go, "oh, man, i should have said something right there. i had a good opening, wasn't quick enough." >> you're a comic wordsmith.
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every so often, i run across what groucho marx calls a perfectly worded joke. from vaudeville. should i do one? >> jimmy: please. a perfectly worded joke. >> we're on rather late, aren't we? >> jimmy: absolutely, very late. >> if children -- insomniac children are up, you may move them -- no, no. [ light laughter ] but it's harmless, sweet joke. two old british boring colonels are at their club having a brandy. one says, "did you hear what happened to hopkins?" "no, what happened to hopkins?" "he's been arrested. yes, on a sex charge." "really?" "yes, they caught hopkins up a horse." "up a horse? a stallion?" "no, no, a mare. hopkins isn't queer." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was a perfectly good joke. very, very good. >> you can all use that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a gift. i would like you to do something. i know you got your start in magic as a -- as a 15 -- or you
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were a child. >> yep, bought a trick deck at the nebraska world's fair. studied magic, got crazed with it. my parents were nice enough to take me to the st. louis international brotherhood of magicians convention where i entered the rope trick category, with my little rope trick -- >> jimmy: there's a whole category? >> -- and won a trophy. and i beat the president of the international brotherhood of magicians in that category. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were almost a magician? >> i was -- you'd have to be a magician -- and in lincoln paper it said "young lincoln sharpy, best magicians group head." three pictures of me with my rope -- you want to see the trick? >> jimmy: i would love to see the trick. you guys like to see it? [ cheers and applause ] >> why don't you stand up? thank you very much. would you hold the scissors for me? >> jimmy: absolutely, sure. >> i could have cut it earlier, but it looks better if you do it in front of everybody. so, i'm gonna need about this much rope. let see -- about six -- yeah. here we go.
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get lost. >> jimmy: okay. >> now, here's how my trick went -- and here's how i did it. remember, i'm 15 with a bow tie. i have here a rope. it has two ends, one on each. and if i cut off one of the ends, i will have -- what? some people have never seen a rope with only one end and that's on this. if i cut that off, i will have a rope with no ends. am i going too fast? [ laughter ] just a center and it's here in the middle. if i cut the middle like that we will have two new ends and if you will hold the scissors we need two pieces of rope exactly the same length. -- wait a minute. i don't want any ends. i'm going to cut one end off. and throw the other end away. and what do we have? a rope with no ends, no center. just a rope. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> my god. 30 seconds. here, quick. say stop. >> jimmy: stop. >> okay, cut where we stopped. right there. good. that's supposed to be the same length. they're not quite the same length. i will cut the next part and do what magicians call a beautiful move and have one piece of rope. >> jimmy: hey, there you go! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to the magical dick cavett, everybody. thank you, my friend. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with christian siriano. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] introducing new dove men+care with micromoisture...
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's crazy, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you guys know our next guest as the winner and fan favorite from season 4 of "project runway," he's also the author of "fierce style." give it up for my man, christian siriano, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate it. this "fierce style." this is fantastic, buddy. >> you look very fierce tonight. >> jimmy: i do look -- >> you are very dapper. >> jimmy: thank you so much. thank you very, very much. i try. thanks for coming out. i know it's a crazy blizzard and it's fashion week here, in new york. >> really crazy, yeah.
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>> jimmy: so, you really, this is the worst time in the world for you to come out. >> yeah, i was like, yeah, "thanks." but, yeah, two more days until the show. so, it's like crazy and the snow doesn't help. but, you know, we make it happen. >> jimmy: now, where are you doing your show now? >> bryant park. the last season at bryant park so, it's really sad. >> jimmy: why is that? >> but it'll be great. the venue will move to lincoln center, which is super-exciting. but yeah, so it's kind of like the end of an era. >> jimmy: yeah, completely. i mean, you spend like -- i mean, how many months do you spend on one show? >> probably about a good, like, six months. you know, it's kind of like we do two shows a season and kind of spend -- i don't know, it's like a long process. but, you know, creating, developing and then, you know, a good, like, month, two months solid of really prepping. it's a lot of work. >> jimmy: yeah, because i mean, besides just designing the clothes, at these fashion shows, you have -- >> all of the above. >> jimmy: it's music, it's the models, it's all makeup, the hair. >> yeah, everything, the look. >> jimmy: where they walk. >> the clothes. >> jimmy: the clothes, number one, the clothes. like i know. [ laughter ] i'm trying so hard. you were everyone's favorite on
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"project runway," and i have to say, definitely, hands-down, the most successful to be from the show, the winner of the show. >> yeah, i try. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you try. but really, you have done a zillion things since then. >> yeah, no, it's been really good. you know, i kind of felt like afterward, after the win, you kind of have to take it and go with it. they kind of just leave you stranded, in a way. so, as for me, it was all about like, as, you know, good projects that would come along and the book was really important and i've had such a great opportunity, like dressing amazing girls and celebs and, obviously, working. this is my fourth collection since the show. so, you know, for me, it's only been two years but i have been really working on, like, more of a business, in a way. >> jimmy: wow. and you also came up with very great catch phrases, as well. >> you know. >> jimmy: yeah, like "fierce" being one of them. >> you know, a little fierce, mm-hmm. yeah, lots of catchphrases, i mean, in my book -- the book is very catchy and fun and i do talk a lot about all the funny words. but, you know, they're not too serious. they're descriptive words, though.
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>> jimmy: yeah, like. >> you know, hot mess. >> jimmy: "hot mess" was yours. >> and "tranny-mess." >> jimmy: "tranny-mess." >> very amy poehler. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, it became like, a thing because the people were saying everything was "fierce." and, "you're a hot mess." "you're a tranny -mess" "you're a mess, that's fierce." and i'm writing it down. [ laughter ] you ought to see, amy poehler did you on "saturday night live." did an impression of and we have a clip from -- here's amy on "saturday night live," doing you. >> oh god, i'm scared. >> stephanie, i need to tell you something. you are a tranny who looks like a hot-mess and not in a good way. you're a "tickity-tack tranny," hot-mess, out of control, super-tranny from transylvania, who is not apologizing for it. >> is that good? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's awesome, right? that's an honor. >> that's an honor. >> you are a phrase-maker. did you come up with "don't look so schmucky?" >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that wasn't christian, that was me. >> that was tyra. >> jimmy: i was trying to, i wanted to start something going into -- when you go to starbucks go to them keep "la change."
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>> oh, i like that. >> jimmy: keep la change? >> the change, right? is that what it is? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, you know. i like the one you used, it was all of the above is pretty good. you go, "what do you do?" and you go, "all of the above." >> all of the above. >> jimmy: that's pretty good, i'll take that one. any other ones on the brink? >> i'm like, i'm having a moment. and "i j'adore this." like i j'adore this little shave you've got going right here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i j'adore this. >> i j'adore this. you know who i got that from? christian johnston, because she runs around and we're good friends and she's always like, "i j'adore this! let me try it on." and she tries it on and it's fabulous. >> jimmy: "i j'adore this, let me try it on." well, i'm going to still work on, "keep la change." >> yeah, write it down. >> jimmy: i think that could work. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i was going to talk to you. you dressed lady gaga before she got gigantic. >> let me tell you the story. [ laughter ] so, we love lady gaga and she's so amazing and i like to tell the story because it's nice, for me. but we met almost two years ago at the logo awards and i was
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like, "who is this crazy girl in a hood?" and she's a tranny and whatever. and i loved it. [ laughter ] and she was so amazing. it's true, she was so amazing and it was really great and the performance was amazing but she was very new and wasn't this crazy moment she's having now. and we kind of kept in touch and it was kind of just a really random thing and i remember she called me and was like, "i need this look for the today show. i'm going on the today show for the first time tomorrow." so, we made an outfit the night before. i met her, personally, at like 6:00 in the morning. we did a little quick fitting. we didn't even have a fitting and that was it. and it was really fun. it's in the book. >> jimmy: i was going to say, there it is. you and gaga. absolutely, and what do you think of her now? i mean, she's kind of -- >> i mean, it's so amazing. >> jimmy: upped the ante, right? >> yeah, i mean, obviously now, she's in armani prive, so -- which is amazing but it's nice for me because it was a great moment for me now. because it was special and i was able to put it in the book and, you know, i'm moving on.
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i would love to dress her again. but, it's nice. >> jimmy: who do you think looks good now? >> oh, my god. i have a long list. >> jimmy: okay. >> you know, it's nice. because for me, like, i love dressing all types of, kind of like, who i love. obviously, i'm a big fan of rihanna. i dressed her a few nights ago which was super fun for the super bowl. i dressed christina hendricks for the golden globes. that was an amazing moment for me. everyone from whoopie goldberg, i did for the tony awards. to the pussycat dolls. so, i like having a range of who i love, personally. >> jimmy: yeah, whoever you like is who you're into. >> whoever i like is who i'm into. you know, i'm loving drew. drew barrymore. >> jimmy: drew barrymore? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh my god, i love her. me too. i love drew barrymore. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she always looks good. >> she does. she's so chic and elegant, but still fun and confident and she's kind of quirky but has this great persona and i don't know. she's a very -- i'm going to work on her next week. >> jimmy: call her. >> may i ask you something? who's the worst pig you ever dressed? [ laughter ] >> oh. >> jimmy: dick, you can't ask that. >> oh, sorry.
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>> jimmy: you can do that during commercial break. [ laughter ] >> i have a long list though. >> jimmy: yeah, you do. so this friday, what time is your show? so we can send you vibes. >> i'm going to say in the afternoon because i don't want all these people and i don't want you coming, so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? it's going to be "fierce." >> yeah. i have a seat for you. >> jimmy: you do? what time is it, so we can send you vibes? >> 3:00. >> jimmy: i won't come, yeah. >> mid afternoon. >> jimmy: mid-afternoon, we will all send you vibes. good luck and have the best show, buddy. >> thank you, thank you so much. >> jimmy: thanks for coming on. [ cheers and applause ] the book is in stores now and the show is happening friday, under the tents, at bryant park. at new york, fashion week, christian siriano, everybody! yeasayer performs next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guests are an amazing brooklyn band who i j'adore. they just released their new album "odd blood." here tonight to perform the song "ambling alp" please welcome yeasayer! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ now kid i know i haven't been the perfect man and i've avoided doing things i know i can ♪ ♪ but if i've learned one thing the tattoo on my arm will burn into my thumb it would be that ♪
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♪ ♪ you must stick up for yourself son never mind what anybody else does ♪ ♪ stick up for yourself son never mind what anybody else does ♪ ♪ ♪ oh, max schmelling was a formidable foe ♪ ♪ the ambling alp was too at least that's what i'm told ♪ ♪ but if you learn one thing you learn this well ♪ ♪ in june you must get past yourself they'll run but they can't hide ♪ ♪ you must stick up for yourself son never mind what anybody else does ♪ ♪ stick up for yourself son never mind what anybody else does ♪
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♪ stick up for yourself son never mind what anybody else does ♪ ♪ stick up for yourself son never mind what anybody else does ♪ ♪ and when those thunder clouds are crying in the skies in the skies ♪ ♪ and when those fireflies keep shining in your eyes in your eyes ♪ ♪ keep your mind on the time with your ass on the line ♪ ♪ keep your fleet feet sliding into the sky into the sky ♪ ♪ ♪ now the world can be an unfair place at times ♪ ♪ but your lows
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will have their complement of highs ♪ ♪ and if anyone should cheat you take advantage of or beat you ♪ ♪ raise your hand and wear your wounds with pride ♪ ♪ you must stick up for yourself son never mind what anybody else does ♪ ♪ stick up for yourself son never mind what anybody else does ♪ ♪ stick up for yourself son never mind what anybody else does ♪ ♪ stick up for yourself son never mind what anybody else does ♪ ♪


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